I've had 3 weeks of this now and little response, so time for an update/review. My friends would call me reserved, intelligent, and with an eye for style. There is however another side which only a few people (and now you) know. I've always had a healthy (or unhealthy) appetite for sex. From a Paris strip club at age 16 on a school trip to a black in Los Angeles in 1987. I had a sexless marriage in my late 20's/early 30's, so when my wife left me for an older man I needed to check my equipment. I quickly shagged a young enormous breasted ex nun! That put me straight and soon entered a relationship with an older lady with 2 ren. That again showed me what I did and did not want. I then had a deep and wonderful relationship with an amazing lover who shivered with anticipation whenever I touched her. This was the love of my life and only ruined by her Catholic family. I then had an illuminating relationship with a younger lady and according to her stimulated in a way no other lover had. We drifted apart, I went to the States and enjoyed the pleasures of lap dance clubs in the mid 80's and returned to marry within a month. My wife told me I was the only lover she didn't need to ask if I'd come and although a little premature on occasions I always return for more (and stay forever) on the 2nd time. To add to this I was the only (and first) per to give her an orgasm via penetration (another less well endowed lover had used fingers). Other compliments refer to my rear (backside,ass etc) as being lovely,nice or cute. My hands are long and slender as are my fingernails (unusual). My testicles are unusually large! She has her own property in North Wales (for 2 years) and during that time we have not cohabited. She works and lives in London. To elaborate, she does not drive so I occasionally have to take her to London (Enfield). I am then quickly dismissed and head straight back for Wales. That is why I contact members in London, West Midlands etc as I am often your way. If you are into Astrology, I am open to persuasion but my best relationships sexually and friendship/perality wise have been with my opposite sign of Libra. I share my birthday with William Wordsworth, Sir David Frost and Russell Crowe. So Hello, Good Evening and Welcome my little Daffodil, my name's Maximus!. Wordsworth was born in Cockermouth and lived at Dove Cottage. I owned a house near Warwick called the Dovecote once, was born in Meriden (Ah well). I used to be a Basil Fawlty look alike in appearance and manner but felt the moustache a bit dated a few decades ago, so it went.

My Ideal Person As you can gather I am not looking for a relationship and commitment. My wife and I had both been married before and I personally have no intention of going there again. The cost of a divorce is prohibitive and a needless expense. I am not looking to start or adopt a family so any formal arrangement is unnecessary. If you are to believe what you are told (as a man), women are far more eager for casual sex than men. I have been married (twice) had relationships with ladies with children (twice)(my wife has a 27 year old son) and I know what I don't want. I also do not want to 'meet the family' or friends. For me it's a one to one (or one to two) no commitment relationship. Hopefully a lot of fun and a sharing of any expenses. I've already had one response asking for money! Yes, I have paid for sex (once) but I don't want to go there again. I have also had 'friends' wanting me to join viewing clubs which I will decline. I think I have a lot to offer and I give my services and experience free of charge! Just to clarify I am straight and have no interest in gay sex or ladies with children at home. Originally from Coventry, educated in Shropshire(Wellington) and lived in Bedford, Warwick and Studley. Currently in Caernarfon area but will travel locally or nationwide (any time of day or night). PS Dog is Weimeraner (Female 2 years old) which I have to look after.(Pictures on application!). Maybe I forget to say I have a wicked dark (black or dry) humour. Murray Roman, Peter Cook, Bill Murray. Interested in films, music and live performance (yes please!).
I would expect a 'friend' to email and I have done my best to make it easy.
I travel a fair amount and am certainly prepared to travel to meet up. I am not expecting that quickly but would like to discuss it as that is what we're here for. It appears that despite graphic profiles/descriptions/likes etc a lot are merely teasing or being voyeurs. It also appears some are not in a position to follow through due to relationships or situations (ie in steady relationships or living with family members). I hope to move on soon and look forward to communicating. If however a 'friend' is unable/unwilling to do that I will delete them after 7 days. I am also wary now of 'auto-responses' and requests for payment. I am looking for genuine people not cash registers or clock watchers! I have investigated connections of people and can see a few 'undesireables' and a lot of men of my age (and younger) who look a lot (a lot) older. I am what I am and I have lived a life with no children and 2 marriages so make of that what you will. My time is my own (apart from a few easily changed work commitments). I have no immediate family and really looking for people (of any age) with a similar situation. By definition this usually means younger ladies and I have had one relationship with a 28 year old a few years ago (not many). She much preferred the older man and we had a lot of fun (and sex). I am quite happy to quickly provide email address if requested and am now conversing to 2 ladies in the States. One is not looking for a relationship but is a good ear. The other I think it unlikely I will be able to meet due to distance.
Age wise I may contact members when I appear out of their range, but hopefully they may reconsider. Otherwise I look forward to meeting someone soon as I may close my membership on May 10th when my membership expires.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Gretchen Wilson., Tim Mcgraw, The Who, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Shawn Colvin,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Get Down On It, As James Brown says

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, Oh please!

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Michelle Pfeiffer (has to be the piano in Fabulous Baker Boys).

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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